What Your "Drink" Says About You On a Date

Martini: If you're a guy, you're trying to impress (and it's probably working). If you're a girl drinking a dirty martini, you're a hot mess: the dirtier, the messier, the hotter.

Vodka on the Rocks: Too self-conscious to actually order a martini.

White Russian: Obsessed with The Big Lebowski, and probably The Daily Show. Or, you just like to drink dessert.

Bud Light: You're easy going, laid back, and at home at a sports bar. If you're a girl, you know how to hang with the guys.

Stella Artois: You have no particular knowledge or affinity towards beer so you just order "Stella" cause it's familiar.

Lillet/Campari/Aperol: You're twee, and possibly like to throw around words like "mixology."

Vodka Cranberry: When in doubt, you stick to what you drank in college.

White Wine: You're definitely a woman. You're possibly a little uptight.

Prosecco: You're often a little uptight, but tonight you're looking to party.

Whiskey, neat: You're hot. Regardless of gender.

Jager: Secretly wishing you were hanging out with your buddies.

Vodka Gimlet: You're a huge dork, but you hope sort of in a cool way?

Appletini: You've left the kids with a sitter and you're ready to have fun!

Pimm's Cup: You're an Anglophile.

Old-Fashioned: Mad Men is your favorite show: you either want to be, or have sex with, Don Draper.

Margarita, on the rocks: You've decided to have a good time tonight.

Margarita, frozen: You're in Cabo.

PBR: You're drinking quickly on your way to a non-profit fundraiser, followed by a poetry reading in a former industrial warehouse.

Tequila Shots: You're either getting laid, or just getting through it.

Long Island Iced Tea: You have a drinking problem.

A beer, while at a Cocktail Bar: Overprotective of your manhood or unadventurous.

A cocktail, while at a dive bar: Insufferable.

Via How About We

10 Things He’s Thinking When You’re Naked

That webcam didn’t begin to do her justice.


Only one beer? Check. Ate the Altoids? Check. Pre-date safety orgasm? Check.


Please don’t put on the baggy T-shirt!


Duuuuuude!


Interesting. Another nipple shape for my mental collection.


Who is Mike? And what is his name doing there?


Hmm…have I ever washed these sheets?


I kinda don’t care if they’re fake.


Focus on her eyes, focus on her eyes, focus on her…oh, forget it.


Suck in my gut, suck in my gut, suck in my…oh, forget it.


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5 Dating-Profile Clichés and What They Really Mean

Here are some of the most common online dating phrases decoded.

He writes: I'm very sarcastic.
What it really means: I’m not sarcastic at all; I only think I am.
The reasoning: Much like people who claim to be laid back and easy-going, anyone who has to point out what type of sense of humor he has, doesn't have one.

He writes: I'm looking for an easygoing girl who likes to have fun and laugh. Intelligence is very important to me.
What it really means: I'm looking for a girl with a rockin' body who's not looking for anything more serious than a good time. Intelligence is not important to me if you possess any of the aforementioned qualities. I'm also the most boring person on planet.
The reasoning: Who doesn't like to laugh or have fun? Who doesn't want to be around someone who likes to laugh and have fun and who is easy going? Who doesn't think of themselves as at least moderately intelligent? If I ever find a profile that says, "I'm looking for a boring, unintelligent person who is down to be miserable and cry with me for extended periods of time," I will ask that person to marry me because I will have finally found someone who is actually sarcastic.

He writes: 30 Rock is one of my favorite TV shows.
What it really means: I like 30 Rock. I am also indistinguishable from just about everyone else on this site and I am trying to strike a desirable balance between mainstream and hipster.
The reasoning: According to OkCupid's data, 30 Rock is the most popular show for singles on the site. Either practically every eligible bachelor and bachelorette are watching 30 Rock week in and week out, creating some sort of collective, virtual laugh track, or something more cynical is at work here. We suspect the latter. Sure 30 Rock is a good show, but it’s also one of the shows you can proudly claim as one you watch, while also conveniently leaving out that you have The Bachelor Pad set to high priority on your DVR. It's quirky without being too weird (it is on primetime after all), and smart without being too pretentious. In other words it's perfect dating material. If 30 Rock had its own profile, it'd be getting asked out on the regular.

He writes: I'm not good at writing about myself
What it really means: I want you to think I haven't spent too much time on this profile. I'm going for a sexy stream-of conscious
The reasoning: The truth is no one's good at writing about themselves. Somehow in the time it takes for your thoughts to travel from your brain to the computer screen, they've taken on a slightly different meaning until what you’ve written appears to be just a shadow of who you really are—an approximation, really. In other words, if your online profile was a self-portrait it'd be in the abstract tradition. Still, if you choose to embark on online dating, you’ve got to know that it will require you to list your interests in a text box. That’s how the Internet works. Stop self-consciously commenting on the online dating process and just get on board. We’re all there for the same reason.

He writes: I love exploring (insert nearest metropolitan city)
What it really means: I want to give you the impression that I do cool things when in reality I go to the same bars and restaurants in between long bouts of playing video games.
The reasoning: Behind "I love 30 Rock" this might be the most common phrase ever typed into OkCupid. It's pervasiveness has ruined it for every person who actually means it. If someone really wants to convey their adventurous personality or urban knowledge, better to be specific. As any English teacher will tell you, show don’t tell!



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7 Things that Men Finds Seductive

Here are the top seven things men find sexy about you :

1.When you slowly lick and bite your lips. When you're talking to a guy, in a subtle way, try to slowly lick and bite you lips. Don't make it too obvious or he'd think you're losing your mind. Just make it look natural. It's one way of making him see that you find him absolutely irresistible as well.Well,I do it all the time subsconciously because I always thought that my lips are a bit dry.I know,I shouldn't do that but it has became a bad habit of mine!

2.When you show a bit of skin. It won't hurt to get a little adventurous with the way you dress. You know you look good in that black little dress - you just need a bit more of confidence to work it. No need to get all self-conscious - it can be annoying and irritating too you know. Put it on and carry yourself well.But not too tarty though.You don't want to look cheap.

3.When you genuinely smile and laugh about his jokes. Most of the prettier girls out there act like snobs and brats especially when they're getting too much attention. Guys get tired and totally turned off with that kind of attitude. Act otherwise. Be genuinely interested and you'll be earning more admirers in no time.But don't overdo it if it's nothing to laugh about.That's what we called fake.Trust me,any fools can tell if you are genuine and men always fall head over heels for it.

4.When you don't look too conscious. Confidence is always the key to successfully get a man to notice you. Being a confident woman who knows how to take control instantly becomes sexier and instantly beautiful in his eyes. So stop fixing your hair and blouse so much.We look our best when we are not so self conscious.Relax and enjoy his company.

5.When you look curious and intrigued. Ask him questions. Guys find it cute when you look curious and intrigued. It's like you're willing to learn lots of things. Take note however, that being curious and intrigued is different from being a nag. So know the difference.It will showed that you are interested when you ask questions.I usually shot one syllable answer when I'm disinterested.

6.When you reach over and touch him without meaning too. Intimacy is a very important part when it comes to building sexual tension. Touch him briefly but constantly and he will be the one getting all intimate with you in no time. Make it look natural and effortless and he'll be turned on to you in an instant. Just don't try to drape all over him like a mink.

7.I know some of you try to act stupid with guys and that's so outdated.When you express yourself, have fun and flirt every once in a while. Make him see that you have brains to go with that pretty face. Intelligence can be sexy too, you know.. And men will definitely flirt back with you no time.

Hope that you can handle the guys after these few tricks.Enjoy!